No Such Thing

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On being an atheist

I’m an atheist because believing in a magical man who lives in the sky, who has always existed, created the universe and everything in it, built the earth in less than a week, spoke to ancient tribesmen using plant life as a cell phone provider, approves of slavery and child-killing but not eating shell fish or drinking beer on one day of the week, condemned all of humanity FOREVER to die because one person ate an apple, sacrificed his only son to himself so everyone else’s sins would be forgiven, is omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent and eternally benevolent yet still allows murder, rape, incest, starvation, disease and genocide is fucking retarded.

Posted on Thursday, March 3 2011. Tagged with: atheismreligion
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    To be fair, Jesus is the Latin translation of “Y’Shua” or “Heshua” or “Joshua”. And there are some fallacies in the...
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    THIS! A Bajillion times THIS! I need to recite it to the Mormons word for word next time they come around.
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    there’s a lot more too it, but yes
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    Jesus is just a Spanish boy’s name.
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    It’s quite funny how people talk about Christians and Christianity, but poking fun doesn’t mean Christianity isn’t real....
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    this totally just changed my point of view.
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